Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
you traded sex for a burrito?
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woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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