this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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