But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Randomize
