Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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