And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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