If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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