I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Randomize
