She said her name was "party"
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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