hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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