you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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