I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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