ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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