RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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