she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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