how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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