Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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