just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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