What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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