dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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