At least make sure they are 18
Why
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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