I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I want to fling myself into the sun
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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