I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
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Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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