I just threw up on my dentist
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
