similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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