He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
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he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
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It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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