ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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