A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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