you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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