Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
operation have a gay friend backfired
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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