She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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