ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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