Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
