So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Come on in and take your pants off
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