i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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