i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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