I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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