the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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