is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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