dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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