Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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