And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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