We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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