Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So drunk its hurt
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
