you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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