Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
You need a sexual gate keeper
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Maybe he injected his testicle?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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