real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
