Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
