me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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