Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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