Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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