their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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