You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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