and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
